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Inside job

The guest of honor
barely makes his own party
in Rep's
Ain't Misbehavin'

BY MARTIN JONES WESTLIN

A passage in Fats Waller, the biography written by Waller's son Maurice and author
Anthony Calabrese, recounts the time a trio of gunmen spirited the jazz piano titan away
after a concert, only to deliver him to a birthday party for no less than the equally iconic
Al Capone. Al quietly reassured a terrified Waller he wasn't going to die – seems the man
of the hour only wanted to ratchet up the bash with a tinkle or two on the ivories, and he
needed some expert help. Three days later, a drunk and exhausted Waller emerged from
the venue and reassumed the cudgel that would carry him into music history.

If you see The San Diego Repertory Theatre's
Ain't Misbehavin': The Fats Waller Musical
Show
, you may want to keep that little story in mind. In fact, it's a good idea to take in the
book as a study guide before you head to the show. That's one of the only ways you'll gain
any insight into Thomas Wright Waller, into his lofty place in American jazz and, above all,
into the Rep's 32nd season opener. The piece has its merits as a revue, chiefly because
music director JMichael has painstakingly tricked out Waller's club-tinged tunes to
concert conditions. The problem is that creators Murray Horowitz and Richard Maltby Jr.
assume Waller and his jazz are alive and well, and  they've chosen to craft his musical
legacy without crafting
him.

The Capone fable is just the tip of Waller's anecdotal litany, peppered with lore about his
unflinchingly merry demeanor, his wholesale womanizing, his legendary drinking (he
used to line up shots on his piano), his mastery of the stride genre, his pro-American
military stance during World War II, the organ lessons he gave Count Basie and the
10,000-person showing at his funeral in 1943 (he died of pneumonia at age 39). The tales
had their genesis along Manhattan's roily Lenox Avenue, Ground Zero to the explosive
Harlem Renaissance and site of Fats' customary venues (Robin Roberts' set has a nice post-
deco feel, although he needs to lose the clumsy “Ain't Misbehavin'” sign above it). The
show's title, in fact, is also the name of one of the songs from Waller's
Hot Chocolates, a
Broadway hit he wrote at the tender age of 25.              

But as you watch numbers like the quirky “Your Feet's Too Big,” “The Viper's Drag,” a
terrific interpretive piece extolling the virtues of controlled substances, and the
melancholy anti-racism “Black and Blue,” you're reminded that the lack of personal detail
renders the portrayal of Fats' legacy nearly ineffectual. Cast members John Steven
Crowley, Lisa and Valerie Payton, Austene Van, TC Carson and Robert Barry Fleming turn
some decent vocals and some good intra-song character relationships in the second act;
and like I said, you can always bone up on Fats and his people before you go. The bottom
line, of course, is that you shouldn't have to.


This review is based on the matinée performance of Sept. 23. Ain't Misbehavin':
The Fats Waller Musical Show
runs through Oct. 14 at The Lyceum mainstage, 79
Horton Plaza, Downtown. $28-$51. 619-544-1000 or www.sandiegorep.com.



Exit the king

Camelot is one of modern musical theater's better entries. The dialogue is pretty
simplistic, but that's OK -- the story itself is as unadorned as the speeches, and at least
there's a story to begin with, not just a trail of words whose function it is to introduce the
songs. And to boot, the Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe piece is about cool stuff like
justice, truth, beauty and whatever other virtues the good King Arthur and his Knights of
the Round Table can dredge up at the mythological Medieval castle of the same name.

But for all its illustrations of human promise and hope, the show's Broadway/San Diego
turn doesn't punctuate itself particularly well. Director Glenn Casale thwarts much of the
complementary music-text relationship through his way too static stage pictures and
literal interpretations of blatantly figurative passages. As King Arthur, Lou Diamond
Phillips' physical prowess stacks up well against those of Lancelot (an excellent Matt
Bogart)) and Guenevere (Rachel de Benedet), who nicely temper their basic decency with
the private consequences of adulterous intent. But many of the tunes are simply out of
Phillips' vocal range, and that may be the main reason he ain't no singer here.

There's an almost tentative feel to this show, as though it's still in rehearsal. That doesn't
mean you won't enjoy familiar numbers like the title song and the iconic "If Ever I Would
Leave You" -- it's just that you may not leave the theater humming them.


Camelot runs through Sept. 30 at the Civic Theatre, 1100 Third Ave., Downtown.
$19-$67. 619-570-1100.
Silent partner

No sooner had I shaken the hand of famed mime Marcel Marceau than a fellow theater
minor did me one better. Marceau had just finished a turn at a University of Toledo
student convocation – and instead of helping me tear down the set like she was supposed
to, the little skank pulled a fast one and ran away with Marceau's troupe! Sandy called
from Iowa five days later trying to score bus money, and the school's theater department
was all over the idea amid anticipation of the tales she had to tell. Marceau, Sandy said,
was a total prince, adding that she'd learned more about stage movement from him in
those five days than she'd ever pick up in a thousand labs.

Sandy doubtless marked Marceau's death at 84 on Saturday, Sept. 22, with something
cool. After her adventure, she was hopelessly infatuated with Bip, Marceau's signature
character, who sported a dowdy tophat, a milk-white face and a lifetime of comedies and
tragedies to share. Marceau often credited the idea for Bip to Charlie Chaplin and other
silent-film greats. And for better or worse, Michael Jackson regarded Marceau as the
inspiration for his fabled moonwalk (the two even met once).  

Contrary to a stupid folk-tale belief in some quarters, Marceau could speak; in fact, his
English was quite excellent. Sandy, in fact, said he kept calling her his “partner” and
complimenting her on her killer smile. He reportedly gave her a big hug and kiss as she
boarded the bus for home – with his passing, she surely stroked her cheek at the memory
as the world bids Godspeed to an incomparable artist and at least one little skank's best
friend.
Openings

A CATERED AFFAIR
at The Old
Globe Theatre mainstage,
1363 Old Globe Way, Balboa
Park, 619-23-GLOBE, in
previews, opens Sept. 30, story
of a Bronx family that has to
decide whether to sink the
family savings into business or
opt to splurge on a daughter's
wedding. $52.   

LUIS BRAVO'S FOREVER
TANGO
at Spreckels Theatre,
121 Broadway, Downtown, 619-
220-8497, Sept. 28, touring
music-dance piece on love,
loss and life, with the tango as
interpretive backdrop. $40-$65.

OSCAR AND THE PINK LADY at
The Old Globe Theatre's
Cassius Carter Centre Stage,
1363 Old Globe Way, Balboa
Park, 619-23-GLOBE, in
previews, opens Sept. 27, story
of a young hospital patient and
the kindly volunteer who fills
him with inspiration. $46.

SEVEN CRIMES presented by
Sledgehammer Theatre at
Tenth Avenue Theatre, 930
Tenth Ave., Downtown, 619-
544-1484, in previews Sept 27,
opens Sept. 30, celebration of
murder and mayhem based on
the Grand Guignol tragedies of
19th-century Paris. $10-$25.

THE GLASS MENAGERIE
presented by the SDSU School
of Theatre, Television and Film
at the Don Powell Theatre,
5500 Campanile Drive, SDSU,
619-594-6884, Sept. 28, story
of a faded St. Louis family
dealing with a lifetime of failed
expectations. $13-$15.  

THE RUNT OF THE LITTER at
Poway Center for the
Performing Arts, 15498 Espola
Road, Poway, 858-748-0505,
Sept. 29, story of unrealistic
goals and false hopes that
often drive individual success
in the National Football
League. $5-$39.     

Now Playing

AIN'T MISBEHAVIN': THE FATS
WALLER MUSICAL SHOW

presented by San Diego
Repertory Theatre at the
Lyceum mainstage, 79 Horton
Plaza, Downtown, 619-544-
1000, in previews, through Oct.
14, story of jazz great Thomas
Wright (Fats) Waller, his music
and the tales that inspired it.
$28-$51. See our review on
this page.

BRONZE at 6th@Penn Theatre,
3804 Sixth Ave., Hillcrest, 619-
688-9210, through Sept. 26,
story of an ice-skating
champion and her fall from
grace amid the unrelenting
pressures of stardom. $10-$18.


CAMELOT presented by
Broadway/San Diego at the
Civic Theatre, 202 B St.,
Downtown, 619-570-1100,
through Sept. 30, story of King
Arthur, his court and the love
story that sets the palace on its
ear. $19-$67.

COME BACK TO THE 5 AND
DIME, JIMMY DEAN, JIMMY
DEAN
at 6th@Penn Theatre,
3804 Sixth Ave., Hillcrest, 619-
688-9210, through Sept. 30,
story of the Disciples of James
Dean, their 20th reunion in a
small Texas town and the
upshot from their self-
deceptions. $18-$23.

DEAR MISS BREED presented
by Asian Story Theatre at the
Lyceum space, 79 Horton
Plaza, Downtown, 619-282-
8709, through Sept. 30, story
based on correspondence that
San Diego Public Librarian
Clara Breed maintained with
more than two dozen San
Diegans of Japanese-
American descent interned by
the government during World
War II. $15.

DEATHTRAP presented by GB
Productions at North Park
Vaudeville and Candy Shoppe,
2031 El Cajon Blvd., 619-220-
8663, through Oct. 8, story of a
terrible writer willing to go to
any lengths to improve his
fortunes. $13-$15.

* HAMLET at The Old Globe
Theatre’s Lowell Davies
Festival Theatre, 1363 Old
Globe Way, Balboa Park, 619-
23-GLOBE, through Sept. 30,
story of the Prince of Denmark
and his quest to avenge his
father’s death. $45-$62.

HOW I LEARNED TO DRIVE at
Onstage Playhouse, 291 Third
Ave., Chula Vista, 619-422-
7787, through Oct. 6, story of
Lil' Bit and her role as both
temptress and victim of her
Uncle Peck over 20 years.
$13-$15.

MEASURE FOR MEASURE at
The Old Globe Theatre’s
Lowell Davies Festival Theatre,
1363 Old Globe Way, Balboa
Park, 619-23-GLOBE, through
Sept. 28, story of the
imprisoned Claudio, his sister
Isabella and the triumph of civil
justice. $45-$62.

* THE ADDING MACHINE at La
Jolla Playhouse's Sheila and
Hughes Potiker Theatre, 2910
La Jolla Village Drive, La Jolla,
858-550-1010, through Oct. 7,
story of Mr. Zero, the
mechanization that eliminates
his job and the unspeakable
act his unemployment drives
him to. $34-$60.

THE HONKY TONK ANGELS at
North Coast Repertory Theatre,
987-D Lomas Santa Fe Dr.,
Solana Beach, 858-481-1055,
through Oct. 7, story of three
ladies from rural backgrounds
who follow their dreams and
become country singers in
Nashville. $38-$43.

THOROUGHLY MODERN
MILLIE
at Welk Resorts
Theatre, 8860 Lawrence Welk
Drive, Escondido, 888-802-
7369, through Nov. 4, story of a
Midwestern girl who plans to
take the New York of 1922 by
storm. $42-$75.  

Dinner Theater

CHALK IT UP TO MURDER

presented by HIT Productions,
Fireside Steakhouse, 439 W.
Washington Blvd., Escondido,
619-561-8673, featuring a
cavalcade of new clues for a
terrible crime. $16-$29.50.

JOEY & MARIA'S COMEDY
ITALIAN WEDDING
at Holiday
Inn on the Bay, 1355 N. Harbor
Drive, 800-944-5639, the
fortunes and foibles at the
heart of an Italian wedding.
$49.50.

WHERE THERE’S A WILL…
THERE’S A WAKE
presented by
Mystery Café Dinner Theater at
Imperial House Restaurant,
505 Kalmia St., Downtown,
619-544-1600, story of
gangland figure Sonny
Shoeleone, heir to the family
fortune unless his siblings
have their way. $56.50,
$59.50.    

Ongoing

TRIPLE ESPRESSO
at the
Horton Grand Theatre, 444
Fourth Ave., Downtown, 619-
234-9583, through Feb. 17,
2008, story of three dorks and
their bid at fame on national
TV. $10-$37.50.